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God Spoke to Me: He Said "Stop Fucking With My Creations!"
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Why would god choose to impart his message to an athiest? Probably just
part of the greater plan that I don't understand... "mysterious ways."

But he does exist. I saw him. He spoke to me. And, yes, I was/am sober.

The almighty lord showed me his face and I felt the glory. And, he
explained that his most fervent supporters are morally bankrupt and cognitively
deficient -- "bible thumpers" he called them; and he told me that people will
not like to hear these words but that it is all for the greater good.

But I do have proof. God touched a king-size sheet (220-thread count) and,
miraculously, The Real Ten Commandments appeared to glow on the fabric. Of
course, he told me to bury the evidence in a secure place and never let
another human being's eyes glimpse his magnificence. But, I've been charged
with spreading the message:

God's Real Commandments

1-STOP FUCKING WITH MY CREATIONS. Some frustrated villager wrote about
"dominion". And 5,000 years later my human children are still stumbling around
drenched in blood; my non-human children are confined in misery; violence
perpetuates violence. STOP!

2-I'M NOT A VENGEFUL MOTHER FUCKER. More lies they published that the weak
and fearful bought into. Look around at the world I gave you. Everything
you needed to live in love and beauty was there. But mankind succumbed to
his degenerate nature and perverted the planet. Now you reap what you've sown.

3-SILENCE (AND TOLERANCE) ARE THE ONLY SINS. There is a hell. And there's
a den reserved for those whose eyes see evil but who are too timid to speak
for the oppressed. No one will speak for you either when your soul is on
the eternal rotisserie. Then you'll understand that silence is evil.

4-THE MEEK (AND SILENT AND COMPLICIT) SHALL INHERET THE EARTH. But it will
be a cesspool of rotting flesh, mutilated corpses, swine flu, avian flu,
mad cow disease, infertile earth and misery. You get what you fight for.

5-HUMANS HAVE DOMINION OVER NOTHING. You're a bunch of narcissistic
arrogant beings -- one of my experiments gone horribly wrong.

6-RELIGION DOES NOT HONOR ME. Religion may give you a sense of community.
But religion serves to indoctrinate the masses into ideas that have nothing
to do with me. Religion is wielded by humans to keep other humans in line.
Wake up!

7-THINK FOR YOURSELF. I gave you eyes to observe and minds to think and
understand. Why do you so willingly relinquish your own thoughts for those of
other humans. Except for the author of this note, humans have no personal
line to me. You're all stumbling around, equally in the dark (I repeat,
except for the author.)

8-STOP FUCKING WITH MY ANIMALS. Swine flu, bird flu, mad cow disease, many
more to come.

9-STOP FUCKING WITH MY ANIMALS. If you insist of ravaging flesh from their
mutilated corpses, choke on it and die, mother fucker.

10-STOP FUCKING WITH MY ANIMALS. Who the fuck do you think you are?

11-GO VEGAN OR DIE MOTHER FUCKER!